Posted by reserviordog at dialn-async192.dial.net.nyu.edu on February 24, 2000 at 15:45:23:
Let's pretend your daughter is 14 years old and she wants to hear the story about how you met and fell in love. What do you tell her?
Okay, now let's just pretend that I want to hear the story, sentimental bastard that I am.