Posted by Big Al at 3cust158.tnt11.hou3.da.uu.net on February 28, 2000 at 13:28:55:
In Reply to: Isis is named Kate and she hates Oingo Boingo posted by MickCollins. on February 28, 2000 at 04:47:07:
: And lots of posts are built around a spellcheck. And anyone who believes the pyramids were built by Aliens is a fucking idiot. Andyone who believes in Aliens that come to the Earth to build pyramids and anally probe hillbillies is a fucking idiot. Anyone who thinks there are spacecraft in Area 51 is a fucking idiot. And anyone who thinks Jenny McCarthy can act is a fucking idiot.
What about people who believe Jenny McCarthy is an alien?
: Aliens are to us what demons were to Medieval peoples. Just another excuse to be vapid fuck-ups. People who believe in Aliens should be forcibly sterilized. People who think Aliens are so bored they fly all the way here to fuck with us has a serious ego problem. Aliens built wonderful ships that can fly here so they can take crackers from Iowa and see how far they can shove a metal pipe in Joe Bob's rectum. Aliens probably exist, its arrogant to think they do not, but they are not little grey men with big heads who love fisting. Those men are commonly called the Japanese. Aliens are probably alot like us. Except they dress funny. And put out for our large Earthen penis. And they are jealous we got jesus and they got gornog the Mecofar. Gornog tripped and broke his neck. Jesus returned from the dead. We win. And the pyramids were built by the same motherfuckers who built every other wonder of the ancient world=Slaves. And Isis is my wiccan buddy. She enjoys black kitty cats and white shoes but not after laborday.
Thanks. This made me laugh out loud. '... little grey men with big heads who love fisting' - I particularly liked that.
Al
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