"False Advertising", I cry!


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Posted by Chiusano at gw-s1.do.losrios.cc.ca.us on February 28, 2000 at 15:20:50:

In Reply to: Re: you're forgetting something, lil wormykins posted by dan1979 on February 28, 2000 at 15:07:04:


: So, was there EVER going to be a clerks 2 or was it a big joke from the start?

The caption specifically said "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In Clerks 2: Hardly Clerkin'". And now there is to be no Clerks 2?! Thees eez boolsheet! The most blatant case of false advertising I've seen since I saw that Blair Witch commercial that said it was coming soon to theaters everywhere and the nearest theater showing it was a two hour drive away. I will now file a lawsuit seeking a hefty settlement for the emotional rollercoaster this ordeal has placed me on. I'll see you in court, Kevbo.

Well, perhaps I'll hold off on my legal crusade (since hiring a lawyer costs mucho dinero and I couldn't find a quarter this morning for a parking pass) until I hear this big idea you have for the next film, but it better be a humdinger. Cuz if it don't scratch me where I itch, then mark my words, you will be paying through the nose, my friend. Oh yes. Frivilous lawsuits happen to be my two middle names (my parents are morons, what can I say).

Chiusano


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