Posted by MickCollins. at wkstn4-85.lxr.georgetown.edu on April 02, 2000 at 19:00:15:
In Reply to: Re: Express yo'self. posted by Peter David on April 02, 2000 at 04:17:45:
: Civility might be nice. Common courtesy. Accuracy. Those would help. I'm not entirely sure why you feel I am not entitled to those simple things.::
Those would be nice. But we don't sell them at this store. Try the gap. They do some funny dancing too. All we have here are shelves full of spite and witty poopy jokes. And I don't know you, and I have never felt you, I surmise it would be akin to rubbing a 220 pound furby.
: Yes, you did, and that's the other thing I'm curious about: Where did you hear it from? You see, I've said repeatedly, publicly, that I'm a fan of Kevin's work. Never said a harsh thing about him. Kevin has attacked my work, and me, repeatedly, yes, but not vice versa, and it's been going on since 1997.>>>>>>>>>>
I read it here on this board awhile ago. Years,about 2 I think. It was back when I was the quiet man. Now I enjoy bouncing around the room. And I have said, if it was wrong,let it go. If Kevin dislikes your shit, get over it.
Here's something you'd dig: "Beware the wrath of a quiet man."
- Chinese Proverb
::Five years of this is enough, so I'm finally going into the trenches to investigate where this vituperation is coming from. ::::::::
Why did the music from Patton just jump into me head? dah dah dah dah da. Trenches? Dropping war terms shows the mindset your bringing to the show.
::And I find you, with the personal insults and misinformation, and nothing much beyond that.::::::
Trust me, when I can be effected by a Trek Fan in any other way than pity, then I will do us both a favor and jump off a cliff.
::Which leaves me wondering, again...why?::
The bigger question is, WHY do you care? Kevin ripped Paul Thomas Andersen and PTA did not whine about Kevin being a meanie. People have opinions, Senor Sloppyjoe, with the good come the bad.
: You dislike me because you dislike me? A tautology. Interesting, but a tautology. Which still begs the question: Where did you hear the fact, jack? ::
Allready mentioned that once in a previous, twice total since its north of here. And i'm throughly impressed with your vocabulary. Really. Okay,not really. And I listed other reasons to dislike you that did not include El Presidente of this joint.
: :
: Ah, but you see: You're interspersing "facts" with your "jokes," and it's difficult to distinguish the two.::::::
Well,to a person who has a sense of humor its not. Time to pop in those Woody Allen tapes and get to the plagirizing.
:: I *am* trying to work with you. I'm trying to understand this remarkable need to insult and slam, predicated on nothing more than misperception. :::
You smell like a man who was walking through an African game preserve on a moist day after he slipped and got his head stuck in an Elephant's snatch. come now, that was entertainment. You will be quizzed. They are jokes. Lighten the fuck up. Your rampant insecurities make Malcom Load look like a Buddhist Monk.
Work with *me*. Explain yourself, sir...because so far, you're not really succeeding.:::
No explanation needed, you did not get the jokes. The class if giggling and you are wondering why the Teacher has spitballs stuck to her ass. quit taking yourself so seriously. They were jokes. Kevin's and mine. Sure,his were better, but they were all jokes. I'm sure Kevin holds no spite in his heart for you. And I know it took me a few minutes to remember who you were, so I don't care either.
: : Dude, I never gave you a second thought to you after I wrote that post.>
Because I don't give a fuck about you. Take a lesson.
: Have been, for five years. But at this point, with people now asking me all over again (thanks to the "Clerks" TPB release) and continuing to quote Kevin's remarks at me, I figured I'd give a whirl at asking since it's not going away by itself. >>>
It will go away, just let it go. When they ask you about it, don't answer. When they E-Mail you about it, erase it. Acting like a 5 year old just makes you the butt of more jokes by us mean people. "Why is Kevin saying poopy jokes about me?". Wah. If it effects you this much, take some shots at him in your comic output. What's good for the goose,etc. And I'm sure if you did, Kevin would not show up in Petey-land complaining about the mean Ogre throwing shit at him.
: PAD