Posted by Isis at ic008067.ithaca.edu on April 03, 2000 at 20:20:59:
In Reply to: Going south posted by Rena on April 03, 2000 at 19:53:44:
: Old enough to have fathered you? Damn girl, how old ARE you? I won't say my age, but lets just say that Kevin and I were in high school at the same time.
Okay, I'm exaggerating a little bit, or else he'd have had to have been a seriously pimping 11-year old. Let's just say I'm still in college and not because I pulled a Rodney Dangerfield and went back to school.
: :Third, when the hell am I going to meet Kevin Smith? Fourth, why the hell would he ever look away from the fabulous woman he's got to even notice another one?
: Damn straight there. The man didn't even look down my shirt when he put his arm around me for a photograph. And believe me when I tell you that was pretty unusual. I've got the kind of figure that when I pick up an infant, they think they're at a buffet.
Ha ha...I feel you there girlfriend. Sometimes it's difficult to have a conversation with some people -- "Up here. My eyes are up here. Look at my eyes!" Not to mention trying to run any significant distance while juggling breasts is always a pain. And then there's the dilemma of sleeping on one's stomach while still protecting the precious cargo. Boobs are not as fun as they look. Oh hell, I'm lying, yes they are.
: Rugmunching isn't disrespectful (not by a long shot), but the term could be interpreted that way. Let's just say it's not MY favorite expression for that activity. And yes, I know it has a special personal meaning to him, I was simply attempting to point out the irony.
True, I get you. My favorite terms include, but are not limited to: making the journey to Mecca, spelunking in the crystal cave, navigating the Southern hemisphere with tongue compass, plundering the treasure trove, breakfast of champions, laying lick for a living, tasting the face of the Goddess, and the universal "licky-licky, sucky-sucky".
We are SO going to be deleted.
-- Isis