Posted by Tha_Dude at slpen54p27.ozemail.com.au on April 03, 2000 at 22:43:37:
In Reply to: Before or after you sodomize "The 'Roos"? posted by MickCollins. on April 03, 2000 at 15:01:38:
: I know. It's my Lettermen-esque attempt to run it into the ground. Glad you noticed.
Letterman is part of that bad percentile band.
: It is only forgiven if you are truly sorry. People misintepret Catholic belief because they don't know it.
Ya say a few hail marry's and flush, what else is to know.
: :: Thou shall sin cause i shall be forgiven. Reminds me of a dispute I had at home. One of my flatmates complained and left a message on the microwave.. clean it or cover ur food up. I cleaned and fixed the sign so that it read, cover your food.. made much more sense to me.:::
: Then you are self-centered. I agree with the flatmate. Asking for common courtesy and receiving "Well,why don't you do it so we don't have to" is a cop-out. Unless he cooks his food with nothing on it,then he's a spank. But if he does,and asks that you do as well, and that is your response, he is right,you are wrong.
No the point was that the microwave would have been left dirty for fuckin ever if it didnt get cleaned.
: : Whats a funyun???::
: A funyun is a fake onion ring sold in bags at Quick-Stops. My pothead buddies love Funyuns and Combos.
MMmmmmmmm onion rings.
: : Im sure the percentage of what Bad comes out of america, far out weighs what bad comes out of Australia.:::
: That's because we have wwwaaayyy more people.
I'm sure your maths teachers were proud of you. Its a percentage.. the whole idea of a percentage allows one to have percentile groups.. do i really need to explain percentages to you, wasnt that covered in like 3rd grade???
: : Whats a puduwen.. sometimes u make about as much sense as toilet disinfectant.. i mean itll just get dirty again.::::
: Paduwen is a Star Wars reference, as in "Paduwen Learner". And if the class is to advanced, don't attend,Paduwen. And it's "Sometimes you make as much sense as toilet disenfectant." It is "you",not u. And the "about" is not needed, the "as much sense as" covers what it explains. The structure of that sentence just made me iffy, I'm usually not the spellchecker type. And you disinfect toilets so that,when you are reading posts like this and thinking of running into the bathroom and vomiting in said toilet, you don't have to worry about the smell making you toss again.
I felt the sentence was too short. Learn your maths and i'll learn my english.
: : : If your conception of God is of a physical being, you are to stupid to even comprehend the smallest part of Dogma.
: : God is the universe, the universe is physical, God is not some mythical being that looks like alanis morrisette.::::
: God is not the Universe,the Universe is not a thing. It is a collection. While some philosophers will argue that you can definse collections as a singular whole, I disagree with them. And God is best described,in my opinion, as "Wholly Other". The being we call God is incomprehensible to us because we limit ourselves using our free-will. So,what God is, is something outside of reality as we know it, which can be affirmed through a variety of ways that you would'nt understand. So if someone wants them,send me an E-Mail. I'm more than happy to spread the love that is my Philosophy papers.
"Well thats like.. your opinion man" Jefferey Lebowski
: : Made me laugh, a lot actually but also made me realise how full of shit some people are, present company included.:::
: Really. Well,you're of the Christmas Card list. Go read most of the reasons I bashed Mr.David down south of here. Focus on when he asked why he should not come to Kevin and ask why Kevin was mean to him. That is, if the scrolling of the screen moving downward does not cause you any seizures.
Don't get me started ya Bullyboy.
: : : Hopefully,Some dingo-loving,crosseyed outback sheep fuckers will drag you into some hole near Bijami and feed you to some carnivourous Kangroos by then. Till then,spot of the tea, you English-wannabe descendants of prisoner pricks.
: : See message title!!!!!!>>
: Wow, the exclamations add to the pity I feel for you. You that you were being funny. Damn. Just...Damn.
You that were you being funny.. umm ok. I like exclamation marks. Just ... Dumb.