Long Hair worked for Samson and no one else

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Posted by MickCollins. at wkstn4-85.lxr.georgetown.edu on April 26, 2000 at 17:46:59:

In Reply to: Ugh... posted by Kevin on April 26, 2000 at 16:09:56:

: The wife looks great (radiant and pregnant) in the photo, but for the record, I consider that the single worst picture of me ever taken. Ever.

: Someone always remind me that I don't look good in long hair, unless in character. Good Lord.::

My advice? Go with the Clooney-esque short hair. Long Hair accentuates round faces,I'm told and your face is round. Short hair looks angular and makes the face seem more defined. Long hair makes men look like punks unless you are in the Bible,and they have an excuse. Think of a tough guys with long hair? Bruce Lee? Short in the Clooney way. Ali? Short. John L. Sullivan? Short. Lenny McClean? Short. Dan Gable? Short. The only boxer I can think or fight now with lone hair is Lennox Lewis and his is an over-rated twat with a fro. English boxers suck. Boxing is like baseball,a sport for the disenfranchised and the English are the franchise. Che Guevara? Longish Hair but he got killed when it hit shoulder length. In the pictures from the Cuban Revolution:above the shoulders. Batman:Short. Navy Seal:Short. When I let my hair grow out, it grows very fast and gets damn curly. In the first semester, I had it a good length and guys in bars fucked with me about 7 times. I cut it Renton-from-Trainspotting close and not one tosser has bumbled with the bee. And chicks dig rubbing the melon for good luck.

Conclusion:Short hair is good.

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well, since everybody else is doing it... little worm 21:30:48 4/26/00 (6)
- Brandon Lee was a fucking wimp MickCollins. 22:09:40 4/26/00 (5)
  - Re: Brandon Lee was a fucking wimp PeteDude 04:29:03 4/27/00 (3)
    - I'm a big Crow fan MickCollins. 11:50:42 4/27/00 (2)
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        Yeah. . . and. . . PeteDude 23:47:32 4/28/00 (0)
  - that may be true little worm 22:27:27 4/26/00 (0)
Shorthairs may kick ass, but Samson got laid. Isis 19:58:19 4/26/00 (22)
- Who IS this masked goddess?? PeteDude 23:42:05 4/28/00 (0)
- And then she killed him. Delilah was a cunt MickCollins. 22:07:07 4/26/00 (8)
  - Pict justice Mr.Kotter 09:47:53 4/27/00 (6)
    - Naked women warriors... Isis 11:29:27 4/27/00 (5)
      - On the next Oprah. MickCollins. 12:31:01 4/27/00 (0)
      - tanning beds...HA! Mr.Kotter 12:09:52 4/27/00 (3)
        
        Bad for the skin. Use sunless Tanning cream MickCollins. 12:47:48 4/27/00 (2)
        
        farmer's tan...... Mr.Kotter 13:59:10 4/27/00 (1)
        
        Hadrian MickCollins. 14:30:01 4/27/00 (0)
  - Whoops. Core-ection MickCollins. 22:11:49 4/26/00 (0)
- yeah, the whole 'stronger than shit' had nothing little worm 21:47:00 4/26/00 (11)
  - Strong? Does Arnold Schwarzenegger get action? Isis 11:55:10 4/27/00 (10)
    - Last Action Hero little worm 21:31:37 4/27/00 (9)
      - At least your irritation is broken up. Chiusano 02:13:20 4/28/00 (0)
      - Sodomy is illegal in this state so get off my ass. Isis 01:26:28 4/28/00 (7)
        
        your ass, your face...what's the difference? little worm 02:02:10 4/28/00 (6)
        
        You have the gall to invoke Andrew Dice Clay?!? Isis 11:23:16 4/28/00 (5)
        
        twas a calculated move... little worm 12:47:51 4/28/00 (2)
        
        Checkmate, nasty nate...now quit playing games. Isis 13:35:22 4/28/00 (1)
        
        And to think we all missed it. PeteDude 23:53:47 4/28/00 (0)
        
        Hey, he was in Ford Fairlane! Chiusano 11:58:00 4/28/00 (1)
        
        exactly my point. exactly. little worm 12:35:15 4/28/00 (0)
Because I'm out to beat this to death today... Chiusano 18:46:21 4/26/00 (2)
- Jet Li was kickin his butt... Tha_Dude 22:27:05 4/26/00 (0)
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Whoohoah. I must rebutt. Darth Dobbin 18:11:43 4/26/00 (0)

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: : The wife looks great (radiant and pregnant) in the photo, but for the record, I consider that the single worst picture of me ever taken. Ever. : : Someone always remind me that I don't look good in long hair, unless in character. Good Lord.:: : My advice? Go with the Clooney-esque short hair. Long Hair accentuates round faces,I'm told and your face is round. Short hair looks angular and makes the face seem more defined. Long hair makes men look like punks unless you are in the Bible,and they have an excuse. Think of a tough guys with long hair? Bruce Lee? Short in the Clooney way. Ali? Short. John L. Sullivan? Short. Lenny McClean? Short. Dan Gable? Short. The only boxer I can think or fight now with lone hair is Lennox Lewis and his is an over-rated twat with a fro. English boxers suck. Boxing is like baseball,a sport for the disenfranchised and the English are the franchise. Che Guevara? Longish Hair but he got killed when it hit shoulder length. In the pictures from the Cuban Revolution:above the shoulders. Batman:Short. Navy Seal:Short. When I let my hair grow out, it grows very fast and gets damn curly. In the first semester, I had it a good length and guys in bars fucked with me about 7 times. I cut it Renton-from-Trainspotting close and not one tosser has bumbled with the bee. And chicks dig rubbing the melon for good luck. : Conclusion:Short hair is good.

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