Posted by Lucifer Lyndon Razoodock at spider-wl044.proxy.aol.com on April 27, 2000 at 00:19:30:
In Reply to: ...ToldYouSheWasFunny (notfunnyhaha;funnyqueer)... posted by Lucifer Lyndon Razoodock on April 27, 2000 at 00:11:18:
I'd actually like to take the oppurtunity of that SubjectLine from my last-post to briefly explain my theory that Alyssa Jones was, in fact, a life-long personification of God, Itself...
If God can drop into time/space for a solid day, pitchin' the skee, then She sure-as-shit-can drop into a pocket of time within the 'Askewniverse to live out the life of a young girl who needs to take the Minotaur's Plunge into the labyrinth of sexual possibility...
...only to find first-love in the arms of a pimp by tha' name o' Holden (Irish-curse must make some hunks attractive to lesbians, eh?)...
Then, of course, this would explain The Almighty's introduction to the crude practice of skee-ball (She is, indeed, skeptical that first night...) and the McNeil-factor would explain why She might find fetish with the practice...
...thinkaboutit...
--tom
andbeholdshepoppedapinballmachine
luciferwasthefirstrebel--brianwarner