Posted by Princess Funnybook at 209.19.70.92 on May 12, 2000 at 15:34:16:
Hey Register Dogs,
Here's a suggestion for a piece of DOGMA merchandise. How about a Buddy Christ dashboard icon? I'm sure you've seen the hula girls, head-bobbing cats, and semi-melted Virgin Marys living on dashboards, protecting cars and their superstitious drivers. I could use a daily reminder that being a smartass atheist in a world of relgious lunacy is "a-okay." What better place to reflect on my spiritual shortcoming (such as my inability to parallel park) than in my own cluttered car?
I ran the idea by some friends, all of whom would buy one in a second.
Let me know what your thoughts. I'll be the first one to fill out a pre-order.
Thanks,
P.F.