Posted by Darth Mabel at proxy-397.public.rwc.webtv.net on May 31, 2000 at 17:11:38:
Calling All "Clerks"!
Just wanted to let you know how excited we here at ABC are about the debut of our new animated series, "Clerks Of The Hill." We've been following the career of Kevin Smith and his slacker "buds" for years now and, like you, we've always had that attention repaid with big laughs!
But with "Clerksarama," his versatile career, and ABC's direction, goes somewhere fresh and new for at least two weeks. Here you'll find all the familiar hallmarks of his cinematic work: convenience stores, "Star Wars" jokes, and convenience stores. But they've taken on an entirely new shape! Join Danny and his friends Randy, Jay, and Silent Jim as they take slackiosity to Fun-tastic new heights!
Frankly, we didn't know who this guy was at first. From what I've been told, he won some sort of lottery and used the money to make a home movie he showed to friends in a rented theater. This debut effort brought him to the attention of big stars like Ben Affleck and Chevy Chase, who drop everything when the so-called "Wizard of Red Bank" says it's time for the cameras for roll!
Now we here at ABC have caught "Clerks Fever!" and hope that you "Clerk-heads" will be as faintly amused as we were by these talking drawings! You might say we're "high" on the whole Kevin Slack "joint"! And with "The Clerksons," you'll get to enjoy all those familiar characters from the director's wacky "Looneyverse": Mambo Ted, Sniffles, Amazing Larry, Shrinky-Dink, and more!
It's high time for hilarity when this crew is on the loose! So hold on to your sides and tune in to your "tube," as "The Clerks Show" makes television safe for big laughs!
We Assure You...It's Funny!
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