Posted by Michael Kelleher at spider-wa084.proxy.aol.com on June 03, 2000 at 11:54:55:
Alright, I know this answer has been shadily answered earlier in the message board, but I like this kind of thing in black and white.
Is the customer who buys the glass cleaner and paper towels in actuality a jizz-mopper? I would suspect so, seeing as how he was personally offended.