Posted by Randal Graves at spider-wj023.proxy.aol.com on June 03, 2000 at 18:32:23:
my favorite scene from Episode 4[the official title of the cartoon's pilot}
INT-Dante's House- DAY
{Dante is laying in a hammock when the phone rings}
DANTE{sleepily}
Hello?
RANDAL{over phone}
Hello, i'm calling to show you how qualified and responsible i am. it's not even 8:00 yet and i'm here. But before i officialy open, i want you to
officialy swear me in as complete lord and master of the Quickstop.
DANTE
Fine, Randal Graves, you are now in complete charge of Quickstop. Call me if you have any problems.
RANDAL
Oh like that will happen.
[Dante is about to sleep in when the phone rings again.}
{Glass shatter sounds accompany the call.}
DANTE
Hello?!
RANDAL
Hi.
DANTE
What's all that racket?!
RANDAL
That's the.... TV.
MAN
I'm gonna burn this place to the ground and peepee on the ashes!
DANTE
What! Who's that?!
RANDAL
That's....Regis.
MAN
Who are you talking to boy?!! Answer Me!!!!
ANOTHER MAN
Maybe he'll answer to this!!
{Sound of a chainsaw revving up}
DANTE
Hello?! Hello?!
RANDAL
Uhhhhh.... Maybe you shoiuld get down here.