Kevin Smith, you are a god

Posted by sameer(ism) at spider-wl023.proxy.aol.com on June 03, 2000 at 23:49:25:

Kevin,
I am 17 and live in Yorba Linda, California. Yea, you guessed it, the birthplace of Richard Nixon. I just wanted to say that I would like to be exactly like you when I grow up; excluding the weight thing and the creator of Mallrats thing. Ever since I was in 5th grade I wanted to be a director. I've been working on a couple of projects and plan to attend USC (University of Sell-Out Communists). I know I know. I am screaming traitor. But I plan to take Hollywood from behind. They'll think that I'm a factory produced John Woo...then SHAZAAM! Yea, it won't happen, but I man can dream can't he? I think I'll end up making pornos. Damn good pornos mind you (none of that "lets pan over the man's face during climax" shit). Or maybe if I'm lucky, I'll end up hosting "The List." Anyway, Kevin, stay pure, don't end up like James Cameron. He had heart and charisma, but Hollywood kept raping him up the ass. The consequence? Titanic. Leights.

sameer(ism)
the revolution begins...

• strugglers

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• Your God, Dug Titanic Crying Diaperman 02:26:05 6/04/00 (2)
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  • Its the dawning of the age of aquarius...... chimubu 02:05:21 6/04/00 (0)
• What fucking pornos do you watch? Addenmast 00:06:33 6/04/00 (0)
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