Posted by monoxidechild at 1cust194.tnt19.dfw5.da.uu.net on June 04, 2000 at 05:53:47:
ok, here's the beef....
i am the posterboy of apathy in our little white trash town of andrews, and being an "individual who gives not-a-fuck" ends up getting me in a lot of shit. there's nothing worse than being ridiculed by a bunch of inbreeders, trust me.....unless you are naked while they are doin it....but anyway....i got sent home last school year for wearing my Jay&Bob shirt with suzanne on it because the fuckin primate had a gun. i let it slide and didn't get all "samuel l. jackson on they ass" cuz everyone gets all shitty about school violence nowadays (but i dont't see THAT particular shirt as offensive)and they said jay was "throwing gang signs" which just made me laugh my ass off. but that's just the tip of the iceberg......in an attempt to have an actual conversation with one of my teachers, i mentioned that dogma was out on video and told him he might like it, and this fuck tells me he wouldn't rent another dumb kevin smith movie if i put a gun to his head...the guy IS entitled to his own opinions right? and i didn't get pissed because it's not like i made the movies or anything.....but after that he kept making these little comments like "hey class? has anyone seen dogma?" or "i wonder what kind of person makes fun of the catholic religion?" and i just got sick of this and let the fuck have it. i gave him so much shit. i work at a little shitty drive in here and he came to get some food and i was like...."woops...." and dropped all his food on him and he yelled at me and i was gone like whoopi's eyebrows. it was hilarious.but i would still see the fuck every now and again listening to his fuckin george straight cds and he would stare at me like...."what the fuck you little loser" so i decided to take the bitch out *ka-ching* x men style! me an a group of "losers" in his class snapped a picture of this teacher with his hand on this one girls waist w/ his finger in her belt loop and he freaked out. he told us if we didnt give him the camera we would get suspended but we said, if you don't leave us alone you'll be lookin for another job nootch.....and as it turns out, he got fired and i havent heard from him since. all because he dissed me and my playfully chubby role model Kevin smith.