Posted by sameer(ism) at spider-ta022.proxy.aol.com on June 04, 2000 at 17:32:09:
In Reply to: my very own on line poll! help me out you guys! posted by monoxidechild on June 04, 2000 at 15:22:35:
Sadly, the rednecks are getting smarter. All of your approaches would be counterattacked easily. Maybe you should find a better hang-out than the supermarket. But you do live in the capital of rednecks, so there isn't much other than Walmarts. I say you go to the supermarket again. Go to the toilet paper aisle and build a fort. Then those bastards will learn.
sameer(ism)
the revolution begins...
: i went into a supermark
et the otherday in full kevin smith fanboy garb. (clerks new years shirt, mooby hat, silent bob underoos)and was repeatedly taunted by my peers about the nature of my shirt..."why the fuck would you wear a shirt with a guy in his underwear on the front?" and such shit...and if you have kept up with my messages you would know that i live in the redneck capital of the world so i automatically get shit on because i'm not in wranglers and a cowboy hat...but anyway....i brush the whole thing of until i am encountered by this one hillbilly who follows me around giving me shit...i was about to make a feeble attempt to beat his ass, but being as scrawny as i am i decided against it, wondering if i could think up something witty to say to him...but i couldn't...so that's where i need your help folks....help me think of a one liner to ward off any oncoming shit kickers. or vote for your favorite!
: 1)boy i wish i was inbred
: 2)gee fellas...why don't wee go back to my trailer so we can make moonshine and fuck my sister?
: 3)get tha fuck of me, you garth brooks loving fuck!
: please help me out friends....i am sick of rednecks getting my goat (no pun intended)