Posted by turtle at user-2ive0il.dialup.mindspring.com on June 13, 2000 at 10:46:59:
In Reply to: Yet you took the time to register? posted by Cigam on June 13, 2000 at 09:35:00:
: Wish I had your schedule!
8:00: wake up, tell sheep you wake up with that you'll call her.
8:30: drink Slim Fast shake for breakfast
8:45: get hungry and ask Mom to make you some sausages for breakfast
9:00: eat sausages after suggesting to Mom that she shove them up her ass
9:30: realize that you have no job and that you have nothing to live for
10:00: after much soul searching decide to spend all your energies deriding famous people
10:10: realize that you don't know any famous people
10:30: have epiphany and remember that Kevin Smith has a web board that he actually reads
12:00: having spent two hours composing masterpiece of insolent prose triumphantly hit that "Post" button
12:01: retire, having that warm glow that comes from a job well done
12:02-midnight sleep for the rest of the day
-turtle
bumptious babe