Posted by mightyduckfuck at inh1ts21-qfe0.ims.bt.net on June 14, 2000 at 16:54:04:
In Reply to: Damn! We were "Clifton"-ed by Affleck?! posted by Darth Dobbin on June 14, 2000 at 15:38:43:
: I curse that chiseled and handsome bastard, both for the egg on my face in responding to him, and for REINDEER GAMES.
: Mostly for REINDEER GAMES.
: Just kidding Benji. Me & my wife actually saw it in the theater. So that makes us, what, 40% of the box office?
: : : And I feel it bears some repeating for those of you who seem simple of fucking mind. I have declared and deemed this motherfucker as SHUT DOWN! Kevin, it was cool once, now it is not. Put a sorry horse-run bitch out of its misery before you humiliate the bejeesus out of yourself further, you sad, sad man. I now feel shame for having once called you a friedn, while alos marking you as my nemesis. SHUT IT!
: : : : Posted by Boston John The Pimp at user-33qsjaj.sdsl.mindspring.com on June 13, 2000 at 04:57:46:
: : : : Disciples of the Boston J-
: : : : I warned you bitches way back in days of yore that this board was becoming weak sauce and in need of a shutting down. Now I'm back to open the doors of my clinic for you faggots and service the social diseases you call your minds. This board once was good, when I was the man. Now it's become a silly-ass rehashing of a fucking cartoon show. I have one thing to say to Kevin Smith: I have met you and I know you personally. We had dinner together and you and I have a personal relationship that goes back years and years. I have come by your house several times that you don't know about... I know what haunts you frequent--and I'm telling you this as a friend: FUCK YOU AND YOUR BOARD. This motherfucker has gotten swamped by fans who don't understand your work. The fact that you let the board stay up is a fucking abomination and an offense to me personally. I was going to tell you in person but you don't return my calls so now I'm forced (out of love) to put you on the loud publicly. Fuck you and your mother and your tired-ass board. Mother Smith and I also have a relationship which I didn't want to tell you about but which has grown with love and affection. She also told me about the touching incident when you were a boy and I think your inability to SHUT THIS FUCKER DOWN may be a reflection of the repressed feelings on sexual love you have for your OWN MOTHER.
: : : : Let me put this another way--BITCH I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. If you don't close this board down I will drag my ass up from Boston and serve you like a bitch with man to man summons. That summons will read "Shut it down, btch" or something like that, I haven't come up with the right words yet but it will be vicious.
: : : : You fucks thought you were safe cause my mom sent me away to a camp to help me with some anger feelings and to learn christianity and to just deal with some feelings of having to do things. BUT THAT DOESN"t matter now! You better shut this board down or I will be at your house quicker than Mallrats went to the USA network.
: : : : I am setting up a website to protest this one. When I get my finances in order and get out from some debt I have from some earlier problems and my earlier protest of another board which is a long story I won't go inot now but is very interesting I will have my new site up and I will post the URL so that your myriad and varied enemies can gather on that hilltop with me and we can storm the rotten castle that is viewaskew. Fuck you and shut it down before I have to take further action.
: : : : Love
: : : : Dad