Posted by The Dark Knight Returns at cv225042.reshsg.uci.edu on June 15, 2000 at 05:59:32:
have i flipped on the tv to see kathy lee on the tv huH? HUH?????? can you smell what im cooking kathy?!?!?!? yeah, thats fucking right, a final you devious sucubus!!!!! i have a damn final at 8am and its 3am right now and i can't fucking fall asleep and im delerious ass all shit!!! i bet you are in cahoots with my professors huh??? huh!?!?!?! YOU were the one who smuggled arms to the iranys or whatever in the iran contra affair aren't ya!! HUH!! ADMIT IT!!! YOU INVENTED CRYSTAL PEPSI!!! DIDN'T YOU!!!! i swear, if i see you on the street purple monkey dishwasher!!! ESPECIALLY dishwasher!!!! if another police accadamy movie comes out im blaming it on your husband, captain whats-his-name!!! i think its dick buttkiss!!!! no? well, then its gotta be that guy michael jackson!! he had a couple good videos and boy can the guy dance!! WOOOWEEE!!! i like smooth criminal the most!!!! but only when im drinking avalanche, that stuffs not that bad, i think its called avalanche!!!! ONLY WHISKEY FOR ME!!!!! now i know why those doggies in the alps have the whiskey around their necks, cause after a hard day of rescuing people off of the sloopes they like to kick back and take a few shots of whiskey as they watch doggy porn!! mmmm....porn, porn is good for ya!! THE DAY THEY TAKE PORN OFF OF THE INTERNET IS THE DAY THAT THIS COUNTRY HAS LOST ITS WAYS FOREVER!!!!!...damn im getting sleepy......but fuck oops all berry cap'n crunch!!! they gotta make an "OOPS!! ALL MARSHMALLOW" lucky charms!!! that shit will get me up faster in the morning!!!! holy shit, what was i talking about again?? oh yeah, STAY OUT OF MY BOOZE!!!
The Dark Knight