Spider REturns is A Fan (Repost)


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Posted by Kevin at etntwn1-blk1-hfc-0252-d1db060b.rdc1.nj.comcastatwork.com on June 19, 2000 at 15:55:39:

In Reply to: Kevin SMith is A Hack (Repost) posted by spider returns on June 19, 2000 at 14:55:38:

: It is a well known fact that Kevin doesn't come up with the majority of the material in his movies. He simply purchases Mad Libs books, fills in the blanks with adjectives, nouns, and verbs, and then he ships it off to Miramax.

I see you changed your original 'madlips' to 'Mad Libs', Spider. That hardly qualifies as a Repost. With altered text, it's a Post.

: When Kevin can't find Mad libs books he has to steel

As in 'Pittsburgh Steel', mind you. Not 'Steal Away' steal.

:...from television shows. For instance, MallRats was just a rip off of one of the bad episodes of 'Saved By the Bell', all Kevin did was throw in a few self proclaimed "dick and fart jokes" and add Jay and Silent Bob into the mix, because God forbid Kevin doesn't make a movie that does not display is dismal acting skills.

Discovered! Revealed! I stand before my public, exposed, thanks to the muckraking efforts of the Spider who has Returned.

: I'm pretty sure the only reason he made MallRats was because he wanted to have that monkey on the set.

Well, duh.

: PS. Kevin Congrats on the cartoon.

Thanks. If you liked that, you'll LOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVE the cartoon MOVIE we're working on. Picked up a shitload of new 'Mad Libs' books just yesterday, so we could start the hackwriting... sorry... the SCRIPTwriting process.

And Spider - dress it up anyway you'd like; everyone knows you're a fan. Otherwise, you wouldn't come back, time and time again. It's because of loyal cats like you that View Askew thrives. So thanks.


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