Posted by OtisDaCat at proxy2-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com on June 20, 2000 at 10:53:25:
I might as well try to cash in on my location.
Anyone willing to sleep on my futon or floor during the Vulgarthon is welcome to submit an application.
My house is about a two minute walk from the theatre where Vulgarthon will be shown.
**********REQUIREMENTS FOR APPLICATION**************
1. You must be female.
2. You must submit a picture of yourself to me for review.
3. You cannot bring your boyfriend, husband, or significant other.
4. You can, however, bring your lesbian lover provided niether one of you is butch.
5. You must have a sense of humor.
Thank you,
Otis The Cat, Manager of the Red Bank Hilton