The Kiss impression shocks me, but otherwise -- eh


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Posted by Isis at d3145.dialup.cornell.edu on June 20, 2000 at 20:39:23:

In Reply to: Am I Alone in This World? posted by Kevin on June 20, 2000 at 15:37:59:

We live in an exhibitionist's world. And as for board standards, hon, if a dude with his hinder in the air exposing his colon like he's about to give birth to a Golgothan only causes a few ripples around here, Mr. Johnson Jr.'s not going to make waves.

I still want to know who's taking the pictures. Now, Bryan, remember the valuable advice we gleaned from that modern-day version of Aesop's Fables, "Models, Inc.", never sleep with your photographer thinking that it will get you a contract, especially if he seems to be using only one cheap light that's not plugged in, especially if he's also dating your sexy housemate, the virgin from Ohio. Meow!

-- Isis
I always feel a twinge of pornographic shame whenever I cruise E-Jay; now, it's justified.

: Two days. Two days the new E-Jay stuff's been up. And still no one's said anything.

: Fine - I'LL bring it up.

: Click on the German 'Amy' poster and look very, very closely at the bottom. Hidden in the shadows - what lies beneath?

: Go on... I'll wait.

: ..........
: ..........
: ..........

: Back? Tell me that's not fucked up?

: Are we so jaded an internet community that nobody's shocked to see sack anymore?

: Fuck.




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