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Posted by StygianRules at sac-c52-001-vty28.as.wcom.net on June 28, 2000 at 19:06:40:

In Reply to: Dogma posted by Billh on June 28, 2000 at 12:39:48:

: Dear Mr. Smith,
: My wife and I recently viewed your movie, "Dogma", and were somewhat shocked at your portayals of certain biblical characters. We managed to tolerate the constant foul language and sexual innuendos from the character you call "Jay", but we were both deeply offended by the way you chose to portray God. We could hardly believe that you would portray God as, well....
: A CANDIAN! And what about her clothes. She's wearing this little pansy Lacroix outfit. That's not the God we believe in. After years of studying the scriptures, we are comvinced that God is an American! How else could you explain the fact that we.ve never lost a war.(Remember, Vietnam was just a police action).When the church doors opened, we wanted to see say....Rush Limbaugh, dressed in a flowing Bob Mackie gown, with maybe Ollie North as the Archangel,(that Rickman guys' accent is just too Brit!) Yes, Mr. Smith, it is our firmest belief that Americans should be cast as your Biblical characters, and well-dressed ones at that.

: That you for your attention to this matter.

: Sincerely,
: Bill Heinsohn

: P.S. The wife thinks Jay is really hot!

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