Posted by Tishel Aromatic at la00-38.proaxis.net on June 28, 2000 at 12:31:08:
Last night I had a vision of the next Kevin Smith movie. ... It was mesmerizing. ... Walt Flanagan and his dog roamed the countryside performing good deeds. ... He stopped off at the biannual softball game between the greater Illinois chapter of the Right to Life Foundation and the Cook County Pro-Choice League and slammed one outta the park for the "fuckin' babykillers." Cast to the flames by his good friend Steve-Dave, Walt and pup join Jay and Silent Bob on a pirate ship to destroy Captain Fingercuffs and his legion of outraged Catholic quasi-filmgoers. But, in obvious homage to Msrs. Tarantino and Rodriguez, these holy rollers are not what they seem -- their pasty white countenances grimacing evilly as they thirst for human blood -- yes, it's the ratings board on a summer cruise and they're out for FILMMAKER FLESH! Jason Lee makes a cameo appearance as the lead singer of the ship's house swing band. I smell an Oscar this time around.
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