Salesman Celebrates 15th Year Of Quoting Fletch


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Posted by Team LaFours at gatekeeper1.bakernet.com on June 29, 2000 at 14:50:53:

Well, it's kinda on topic but really funny...

From the June 14th, 2000 edition of The Onion:

Insurance Salesman Celebrates 15th Year Of Quoting Fletch

VALLEJO, CA--At a gala luncheon featuring Bloody Marys, steak sandwiches, and steak sandwiches, area insurance salesman Marty Cutler celebrated his 15th year of quoting lines from the 1985 Chevy Chase film Fletch. "All I can say is, 'Using the whole fist, doc?'" Cutler told the many guests who have endured his quips over the years. The 31-year-old Cutler, who arrived an hour late for the luncheon, explaining that "a manure-spreader jack-knifed on the Santa Ana," has quoted from Fletch an estimated 241,500 times since first dropping lines from the film into conversation in June 1985. Upon learning that the event's $100-a-portion Beluga caviar had run out, Cutler, who also goes by the name "Dr. Rosenrosen," said, "Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia."



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