Posted by thx3188 at 208.218.130.146 on July 02, 2000 at 15:41:21:
In Reply to: Some questions about your question posted by I am jack's sense of rejection on July 02, 2000 at 14:16:48:
...wrong.
If they were human, it would be possible to do such a thing, although it might disturb the priest a bit when Loki started confessing.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been over a millennia since my last confession. I was once the Angel of Death, and I slaughtered millions of people in the name of the Lord. One day, in a drunken stupor, my friend convinced me to resign my position because killing mortals was wrong. I did, but I told God to fuck Himself, and got us banished from Heaven.
"About a month ago, he thought of a way to get back in, so we cut our wings off -- to become human again -- and came here to confess and admit our wrongdoings so He'll let us once again bask in His glory after our tenure as humans ends.
"I hope that doesn't taint the true amount of sorrow and remorse I feel regarding the situation, Father."
"That is good, my son. Say 18 Hail Marys--"
"That's all? Thank you, Father!"
"I wasn't finished, my son. You must also say 23 Acts of Contrition and 12 Rosaries each day for the rest of your mortal life."
"What's that, like, 24 years or so?"
"No, more like 50 or 60."
"Oh, damn. Wait...I didn't mean that."
thx3188
Bartleby's would be even more fun.
"I'd like to confess that I stood idly by while millions were slaughtered and I chronicled the fall of Lucifer for the good side."
"And you're confessing what?"
"Nothing. I didn't do anything wrong. It was all Loki."