Posted by Joey cheri popper at ac9be89d.ipt.aol.com on June 30, 2000 at 14:06:19:
Hey you know what Kev, I just had my own EPIPHANY. You should have a jingle to help sell your merchandise. Maybe run a contest, because if you did I would win!
This one would surely sell every thing and make all your detractors shut their pie holes. You need to sing this to the sensual tune of "Hooker with a Penis" by Tool:
" All you know about is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a movie, dipshit
And you all SAW ITTTTTTT.
Well now I got some A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger you should
know that I'm the MAN.
And if I'm the man, then you're the man and he's
the man as well.
So you can point that fuckin finger up YOUR ASSSSSS!"
"All you read and
wear or see on this
site is a product
begging for your
Fatass dirty Dollar.....
So......Shut up and buy, buy, BUY ALL MY SHIT.
buy, buy, BUY!!!!.....SEND MORE MONEY.....
fuck you buddy..FUUUCCCCKKK YOU BUDDY!!!!!!