Posted by Isis at d7a147.dialup.cornell.edu on June 30, 2000 at 16:44:59:
In Reply to: Not only have you commited the Cardinal board sin. posted by Darth Dobbin on June 30, 2000 at 15:58:46:
Seriously, I think this is a perfectly good policy, very honest. However, I must warn the would-be Lotharios of the world to have no illusions. You will be slapped many times and humped never, but handing over a "Fuck Me Now or Fuck Me Later" contract at the beginning of dates will save you a lot of what to you would seem to be pointless courtship.
Of course, none of your dates will be lasting far beyond the seventh minute, when she kicks you square in the nuts with her stiletto and runs home to phone up all her friends and laugh at you.
If you imagine that somewhere, somewhere in the world is hiding a bevy of women who will randomly get their grooves on with any old unskilled, overly willing but hardly able horntoad because they asked impolitely, you are in for a sad, long and lonely search. The maestro of comedy Chris Rock put it out there on the table...women are basically offered dick every day. It ain't nuthin' to jump at. What else ya got?
We require worshipful coaxing and a willingness to please without thought to reward. We require the fine art of seduction, the gentle touch & libidinous aura that most women seem to be born with and most men seem to struggle all their lives in deep study of. Because we're self-serving bitches that way.
Just a bit of friendly advice, as from reading this one paragraph I can guaran-damn-tee you that the author is not, has not, and will not be getting any non-purchased ass in the near future.
-- Isis
Kung-fu Love...mmmuuaaAH!
: Remind your woman everyday that she is replaceable. She can either put out for you or someone else will...
: We need to take back all the control that we have lost. We may not be able to change the system, but we can change the playing field. Find out before you buy her dinner if she plans on fucking later. Women always say they know from the minute they meet a guy whether or not they are going to sleep with them, so why not find out from the get go, save yourself a lot of time and money. If she feels asking is inappropriate, screw her, she was probably psycho anyway. I just started this site, but there will be more to come. Please e-mail me with your stories and words of wisdom.
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: I won't enumerate the various ways in which you manage, in such a small space of words, to drag long and ragged fingernails across the blackboard of my soul. I'll merely tell you this-
: Even if your site is a "parody," it's ugly, and mean, and speaks to the abosolute worst part of the absolute worst men...
: When dudes like you suddenly realize that you enjoy alchohol & sweaty, muscular men more than the company of women, and embrace what that *really* means, I think a lot of that bitter, ugly anger towards the girls will dissapate away. You, as Banky so eloquently put it, NEED dick.
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