Posted by Darth Mabel at proxy-707.public.rwc.webtv.net on June 30, 2000 at 16:48:20:
1) Hey, "Fletch" sounds cool! But I don't remember this guy from any of the other Askew flicks. Someone told me he's the guy who shot Dante at the end of "Clerks" and that was cut so that's why we don't know him really.
2) Team him up with Mewes! I think it'd be really funny if you could have Mewes come in and say stuff like, "Fletch to the Nootch!" or "Fletchie Nootchies!" or something like that.
3) Have him say something about ABC. I think he should really lay into those lunkheads at the network. You know, just a little aside to the audience, like, "This sucks as bad as a certain network that only shows two episodes of a show in the summer when no one's watching" or something. Well, maybe not as blatant as that, but you know what I mean. And maybe no one would get it but the hardcore fans, but so what.
4) How soon will the Special Edition DVD of "Fletch" be available? Can I preorder it from the Stash?
5) Will you be writing a "Fletch" comic book? Someone told me he heard you say this at a comic convention. Will there be a comic showing what happens between "View Askew 5" and "Fletch"?
6) Let's say the "Fletch" movie is successful. Now, if it becomes the franchise that Miramax hopes for, and you manage to crank out, say, one per year, does this mean we can expect to see "The Ultimate Fletch Flick" sometime in 2008? Will there be a "Fletchathon" and how do I get tickets?
7) I've seen all your movies and I've noticed that you have some of the same actors in some of them. Now, in the real world, if two people looked exactly the same and talked the same way and had the same friends and everything, wouldn't that be really confusing? Why do you want to confuse people?
8) What are the summaries and why should I read them?
9) Hey, you should put that Amy Noble chick in the "Fletch" movie. She's hot! I'd bid on her! I mean, she looks ready for "auction"! Because she's naked and everything. Hot!
10) Can I have a job?
Darth Mabel