Posted by Reek at dial28.b2.tnt5.sea.wa.freei.net on July 01, 2000 at 05:28:57:
In Reply to: Jesus, you fall asleep and look what happens... posted by Super King on July 01, 2000 at 02:56:53:
: If any of you would be so kind, please fill me in on what new developments I've missed regarding the Fletch campaign.
Jay buckled under with his lime green khakis and stormed the beaches of Normandy- kickin ass and takin names - all by his lonesome.
Meanwhile General Kevin (Ironsack) Smith routed a platoon of his best laid reserves (aka board whores) to circumvent the outlandish laid plans of the Chevy Chase camp. At one point during communication it was reported that PVT's Kotter, Driver, and Dobbin, led by Colonel Smalls, had personally been responsible for the tackling of Cheeseburger Hill (actually Dan Akroyd called on Chevy's behalf, begging for the shot at Fletch Won in exchange for Kevin getting a small cameo on PSI Factor).
Across the borders, Admiral Vincent (Known to Pop Cheri's) Pereira and his 37th brigade transported an entire shipment of "Coven" to the USO, thus ensuring Mark Borchardt actually hit the 3000 spot.
The free world rejoiced, Mike Schank cracked open a gallon of "Votka" with Mosier, and all was right on Planet Bob again.
Up to speed?
-E