Posted by Jerry Bruckheimer at 209.60.223.219 on July 01, 2000 at 13:21:45:
In Reply to: WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRODUCE MY MOVIE posted by THEUNKNOWN on July 01, 2000 at 13:09:16:
: ME AND MY FRIEND CHRIS ARE WRITING A MOVIE ABOUT TEENS AND THEY'RE PROBLEMS DRUGS, MONEY, SUICIDE, SCHOOL, AND PARENTING. ITS REALLY FUNNY I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PRODUCE IT. FUNNY ASS JOKES ARE IN THERE PLUS I WANTED YOU TO PRODUCE IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET PUNK BANDS TO PLAY OUT THE PARTS IN THE MOVIE PLUS YOU AND JAY.
I like it, I like it. But we'll need a couple of rewrites first. 16, to be exact. And we'll need some explosions and a huge car chase. And, as per usual, we'll let a 6 year old afflicted with ADD edit the thing after we deprive him of his ritalin, of course. I'm thinking Mike Bay in the hot seat and Nic Cage starring here. Early June 2002 release date. $90 million budget. Oh yes, it's all coming together.
The movie probably will end up with none of your stuff in it, however, seeing as how you're a moron. I mean, all the writers I work with are morons, but you're even more so a moron. And if *I'm* calling someone a moron, then you KNOW you're dumb!
Jerry Bruckheimer - Jerry Bruckheimer Films