Posted by Easter Bunny Man at ip220.montreal24.dialup.canada.psi.net on July 01, 2000 at 13:49:10:
Hello hello,
we, Dom & Jack, the canadian version of Jay And Silent Bob, wanted to congratulate you for being an outstanding MOVIE FREAK, just like us. We finally cought your inside hints in Mallrats. It may sound obvious to you, but it took us a couple of "doobs" to finally laugh our ass' off.
This year, we celebrated the 25th Ann. of JAWS by smokin' up and watching what we love most: MOVIES. My best friend Dom said something while Bruce, the mechanical shark, "pops out of the water" to chew his way through the barrels.... Anyway, he said: "When Jaws pops out of the water. Wow, that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard."
We laughed big time, so after Jaws, we watched Mallrats for the humpteenth time..... Jason Lee = Bruce = shark's nickname. Also know as Brody = sheriff
Also, with Clerks and the whole salsa thing... very cool.
Kevin, you the man. Keep up the good work and we, Dom & Jack, will be visiting your secret stash very shortly. We'll bring some canadian stash of our own and talk movies.... By the way, once I posted a message concerning an idea for a movie and you suggested that I workied on it. Well, that time has come and I am crafting something that is worthy of your stuff. Anyway, "call me Donnie".
See you later (Snoogans)
Oh, and make sure to say hi to Jason for us, I promised my friend Dom that one day "weed" smoke together a "Big Bad motherfuckin' Blunt." And we are not light weights.
Talk to you later,
Easter Bunny Man (Dom & Jack)