Re: I'm sick of YOU!

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: : : 1- Why would Brodie's remote control be at Rene's house... I can understand the Fletch video and the comic, but what, did he bring the whole TV to her house? : : Obviously he left the remote in his coat pocket and must have left it a Rene's when they where doing the "hippty-dippity". : I'm leaning towards that he re-programmed his remote to work on her TV, then went over to her house and kept changing the channel on her. Meanwhile she had no idea how the channel was being changed like that and got all irritated. : Either that or because it's funny to hear that his remote is at her house and say "Why?" and just wonder about all the possible reasons. : : : 2- After Jay tells Silent Bob to say goodbye to the kitties, who makes the "pwish whish whish" noise, Jay or Bob? It's kinda hard to tell. : : Bob. Because I said so. : Jay. Because Jay loves pussy. Not that Bob doesn't, but Jay would think of it in that sense. : : : 3- Why would a book company fund such an illegal operation like statuatory rape? : : Cause it's funny? I don't know. : Well, A> in most states, if you're between the ages of 14 and 18, the state will not press charges unless the minor involved wishes charges pressed, or if the parents wish charges pressed. : and B> how else would they've gotten rid of Shannon in the end? : : : 4- Why no postscript for Gwen? She was arguably important enough. : : Kevin wanted to do one but thye didn't. It was going to be something like, And Gwen went on to become country-western star, Lauran Wyld. Or something. : I think it was to leave everyone guessing. Add a little intrigue, a little mystery, a little Arthur Conan Doyleian questioning in the minds of the viewer. : : : 5- Brodie left a video game system running overnight?! That aint healthy man. He should thank his lucky stars the room didn't catch fire, but the thing still ran... hell, you could cook a continental breakfast on my Dreamcast after an hours work. : : : : But it was a Sega, and you could leave that bad-boy on until the cows come home and it's all gravey. : It's a little strange that you would probe that deeply into the movie to question about him leaving the Sega on all night. Let me lay it out for you: : Dreamcast is a piece of shit. It'll burn up after about 20 minutes of playing if you are playing the right game. Remember how it was returned in mass numbers just days after it's Japanese premiere? : : : 6- Why would Brodie lie to Jay and Silent Bob about his attacker? Would he really mind having Shannen's ass kicked, and if he did, couldn't he just tell them to lay off him? : : : : Cause it's not as funny your way. : Because, eveyone has it out for the goddamn Easter Bunny. Plus, Jay and S.B. would've had more trouble handling Shannon and the Fashionably Male Cronies, buying Regis outfits, than they did with Easter Bunny- Boy and his legions of midget minions. You may call them kids, but in my mind, anyone under the age of 6 is still a midget minion to someone. : : : and now the one that's probably been answered countless times but the anwer still escapes me... : : : 7- Why was Trish waiting for Jay and Silent Bob? They weren't gonna... eugh... : : Duh. : You, my son, are just way too naive. I weep for your innocence, and how it is now lost. : Nahe, not really. I weep for no innocence. Now, to break out in song. : : S? - Can't believe I used the terms "till the cows come home" and "it's all gravy." : A lesser man would've spontaneously combusted, or perhaps had a sudden heart attack, from using both those crazy catchphrases in the same sentence. But you wore them with pride, are William Wallace wore the Blues. : His friends, though, man, some of them... blue just wasn't their color, you could tell... : JJH

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