Posted by Fingercuffs w/Jay & Silent Bob at 207-172-143-192.s192.tnt1.hgt.md.dialup.rcn.com on July 02, 2000 at 01:22:44:
Is it about fucking time already for you to take some advice from me?
Suggestion #1: I know you're sick of hearing this, but fuck abc, cbs, fox, comedy central and all that other bullshit. Take Clerks to MTV, now there you will find your target audience. I don't see any Disney-fuck fans getting into the glory that is Kevin Smith masterpieces. MTV has done you good my friend. They've featured you in a lot of stuff. It would go great along with Daria.
Suggestion #2: If you're going to (and I say this with tears in my eyes) kill off Jay and Silent Bob...to an extent, you really should give people a fresh dose every once in a while. And where else? MTV! A couple of appearances on MTV, some more fucking funny commercials (I personally love the Marilyn Manson one), and maybe a special or two. Come on, it's the least you could do for the fans that kept your little multi-media dream (or what have you) alive.
I LOVE YOU, KEVIN! Everything you have done is work of pure genius. Keep Jay & Silent Bob, Jersey, Walt Flanagan's dog, and all the fucking snoochie boochies shit in your heart, it got you where you are today, and I would be proud as shit if I were you. =)
Love always,
Sarah (Nails@Jay-and-SilentBob.com)