Bickety Bam

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: : : : : oh we have some originality here. Thats a good way to start. I hate original films too.. give me buddy acton flicks anyday. : : Oh please. If you strained yourself to make an attempt to follow the plot of Another 48 HRS, your head would pop like a grape in a toaster oven. : I tend to put knives in the toaster but Im willing to try something new. : : : : You should be taken down too... by a fucking a Sniper, but it wouldnt be a hit as such, it would be considered more an act of human kindness mostly on your own part but for us too. : : Now, did I wish any physical harm upon you? No, I didn't. I mean, I would have, just didn't think of it. : I wouldnt call it harm, its for your own good. Its like letting a horse with broken legs live. Thats fuckin cruel, actually the whole sport of horse racing is fucking cruel. What evil men do for money and entertainment. Sending a hitman to pop a cap in your sad pathetic little ass would be both humane and highly entertaining. Im sure Disney would be proud to sponser such an event. : : :Id love for you to come to viewaskew chat one day. : : Oh, is that your turf, Dude? Is that where you spend all your nuggets of intellect, so that by the time you get here, you're drained? Please. Matching wits with you, in any venue, would be like comparing dick sizes with Andie MacDowell. : From your own perspective, its true chi.. your a geniarse. But trust me when i say it looks a whole lot different when your heads not up it.. your arse that is. Im sure proving yourself right makes you feel really good about yourself tho so im happy to help a guy in need out. : : : Har i see the comic brilliance reek is talking about now. : : You didn't get it. Don't front. : Hmmm ok playing along.. nah i didnt its too comple.. complicatered for me to comprehand. : : :But the problem is i also find the sound of shit dropping out of my ass into the toilet amusing too. : : I would think the sound of your hand reaching in to retrieve it moments later would be the more amusing of the two. : No if im hungry i usually shit on a plate and use a knife and fork. What do you think I am, an animal? : : : Mock all you want. Your fighting a belief that exists souly in your own fucked up head. : : What belief? That you're a fucking nimrod? That's hardly exclusive to me. You wear your stupidity on your sleeve as proudly as you do the accompanying applesauce and fecal stains. : The belief that is your existence. And remember in Australia we dont wear conventional clothing. Just loin clothes and face paint. : : Chiusano : Dude

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