haha, hilarious. nt

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: : Allow me to present "My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks," the hit song from the new Broadway smash, Clerks: The Musical. : : : : I went to bed feelin' okay : : Everything was going my way : : I had the next day off from my stupid job : : And a hockey game at two o'clock : : But the phone, it rang at six on the dot : : It's my boss, and I gotta open shop : : Until he can relieve me at noon : : I hope he gets there soon! : : The shutters won't open 'cause there's gum in the locks : : and Randal's not here, 'though it's eleven o'clock : : Now I get stupid locals chuckin' smokes at my head : : When all I wanna do is go get back into bed : : Ai-yi-yi! : : Just then my girlfriend walks into the place : : and sprays a fire extinguisher into their face : : Oh Veronica, I love you so much it hurts : : Thought I'd never escape from those awful Newports : : But as she cradles me in her arms : : She tells me something that sounds my alarm : : She says "I love you, Dante Hicks, : : but I've sucked 37 different dicks!" : : Yeah, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks : : I never thought I'd be hearing this : : She snowballed Willam 'till he was blue : : She probably sucked Rick Derris too : : My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks : : I never thought I'd be saying this : : And now I'm stuck here sitting at work : : While she's probably off sucking some other clerk : : I said my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks : : I never thought it would come to this : : And even though she's never cheated on me : : I guess I'll go back to Ca-ai-tlin Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! : : FADE, CURTAIN

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