Posted by Bruce The Shark at dhcp162.96.lvcm.com on July 20, 2000 at 09:47:47:
In Reply to: Answer from me, and you damn better be thankful posted by Golgothan on July 20, 2000 at 09:02:11:
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Jeez, didn't you go to schhol? Okay, the Knat is a very small insect, shaped like a K, because he only has two legs and this long hammer head..much like the letter 'k'..sadly, even with all of this cavernous headroom, he has literally NO BRAIN! The rest of the name is taken by the fact these unusual insects ONLY infest a home when Nat King Cole albums are present. They LOVE Nat King Cole. They primarily are indigenous to Montana, where very few Nat King Cole albums are played, hence you probably not being educated in the way of the knat.
And all of the above is 100% true, NOT an excuse for me spelling anything wrong.
For more about the Knat, please check the summaries.
And chalk up one more Q-In the British version of Dogman, does Rock say "****** owes me 12 pounds"?
Hmmmm.
: I just saw the PPV commercial, and Chris ROck says "Brother owes me Ten Dollars"....
: : I have the attention span of a knat, but I'm SURE that the original word was not 'Brother'..or am I wrong?
: What exactly is a knat? Is that some odd cousin of gnats? Or maybe gnats who wear knickers? The original word was "nigger." Hey, I feel dirty now. Damn you for making me say that. If you look at Rock's mouth, you can tell it was looped. Oh, and Jebus owed Rufus twelve bucks, not ten dollars. My question is, was that in US dollars? Did they even use currency back then?
: : At any rate, after the Mallrats t.v. thing, my question is, did Kevin record 'alternate' words for the offending ones with the REAL cast this time for any television airing, and any 'coverage' shots on key scenes to make them acceptable?
: Uh...now that I don't know.
: : Thanks, and sorry if it is in the summaries...
: : (Gotta be careful..seems everyhting is in the summaries. :) )
: Kevin's first draft of View Askew 5 is in the summaries now. They just put it up. I swear.