Posted by D. Stratford at qncya030-0039.splitrock.net on July 22, 2000 at 10:17:19:
In Reply to: I felt like , well like a clerk / girl trouble posted by strangelove on July 22, 2000 at 03:51:41:
: i would love to tell you all about the most bizzar night of my summer but due to the obnoxious amount of "DAVE"S 6.9% ISLAND STINGER" i'v consumed recolctions of this night are dim, but what i do remember is at sometime around 2:15 a.m i enterd the gummo FAHRA FOODS intending to buy a pack of
: du MAURIER cigarettes at which point i thougt it would be a good idea to ask the Leb clerk if he had any herb that he wanted to sell and to my suprise the fucker did. Next thing i know im behind the counter feeling very clerklike, busting up a FAT blunt and stealing fresh havarty cheese when all of a sudden two hot, very drunk females came into the store so ofcorse i offer the sluts some izums (zig)(weed)... and to make a very long story not so long now i have two nakid chicks passed out next to me and i don't remember the gosh darn names of my new found friends, chances are they wont remember mine but now im worried im going to wake up and all my wonderfull material possesions will be gone. i wish i did'nt pawn my handycam ,what should i do?
Hide the bodies and stop smoking laced "izums".
Dave