Posted by Golgothan at 209.138.102.90 on July 23, 2000 at 08:44:49:
In Reply to: X-Men posted by Another Tubby Bitch on July 22, 2000 at 13:25:42:
I mean, this one guy's name is Wolverine, but he doesn't look like a wolverine to me! Last time I went to the zoo, the wolverines didn't have foot-long metal claws!
And this guy, Magneto, what is the deal with him? He can control magnets? Oooh, spooky. Stay away from this guy, he's trouble. I wouldn't want him on my bad side, I might come home one day to find my refrigerator magnets rearranged.
And Professor X? C'mon, didn't you just want to yell "make it so!" at the movie screen? I know I did. So I did. And as I was cleaning the popcorn out of my hair, I saw that guy Toad. How much would it suck to be him? He gets a cool ten-foot long tongue which the ladies must love, but his face looks like something I scraped off my shoe.
Thank you, you guys have been great, goodnight!