Posted by Chiusano at 209.60.223.112 on July 23, 2000 at 12:26:45:
In Reply to: When it goes, it goes posted by Kevin on July 23, 2000 at 11:41:47:
: No - on the back of my head, there's a big spot of skin that seems to get bigger as the years pass. If this keeps up, by thirty, there will most certainly be a skin halo back there.
Start using this shampoo called Nioxin. It purports to hold it in there. People swear by that stuff.
: But seriously - what the fuck happened to my hair?
Who cares? The main insecurity that balding men seem to suffer (and yes, I'm getting much of this from George Costanza) is that they won't be able to get women. You've got that taken care of. And even if you didn't, you're famous. Fame conquers all physical imperfection.
Or you could just start wearing the Bob cap 24/7. Works for Ronny Howard.
Chiusano