Posted by JeLlYgOoSe at webcachew05b.cache.pol.co.uk on August 04, 2000 at 17:34:30:
In Reply to: I'm far too mature for you lot now posted by Kevin on August 03, 2000 at 16:28:44:
blah yer not old, you know yer old when ya ears and ass got more hair than ya head, you fart dust and yer balls go on vacation to yer belly button. Now i aint never seen yer ass (though people talk like the sun shines from it), and im not in any hurry to, but ya got a good head of hair so im assuming unless u escaped from the set of gorillas in the mist, u dont qualify under my old age test.
I never fucked yer wife, i tried, i failed, i jerked into a sock instead but thats ok since its yer birthday yew can have her.
One more thing, dont EVER grow up, its a pain in the ass, yew spend half your life doing it and the other half missing your youth.
And keep makin them movies
Anyway happy late birthday ya old twat
and make sure the elephants female i dont swing like banky =)
o0o0 if i offended yew at all i wish to....well i dont give a fuck, you got the money sue me