Posted by Sir James Lacaita at bpr9-145.ih2000.net on August 03, 2000 at 14:11:53:
In Reply to: Kevin, please read my movie!! I good riter... posted by Lucifer Lyndon Razoodock on August 03, 2000 at 03:54:27:
I too have written a full length feature film. 3 to be exact (I'm almost done with the third, which is kind of like an hour and a half long Monty Python sketch, KOD.) If you're really nice and are still reading this, then I'll give you a sample from one of my films
Kevin and James Sneak up behind Stephen
Kevin: Hey dickless
Stephen turns and James punches him in the kidney, he falls to the floor
James: Let's go to a place a little less crowded
Kein: I'll give you a hint: It ain't the fucking zoo!!
If you thought that was funny, remember it because if this is made into a film it's the only part you'll laugh at. I have to say that my three biggest influences in my so-called "sense of humor" would be Kevin Smith, George Carlin, and Monty Python. Kevin Smith and Monty python would be tied for second most influential. As far as everything else I've done to waste time (i.e. sculpt, write songs, draw lame-ass comics) Kevin Smith by far is the most influential person. Thanks Kev for all the inspiration you've given me...and for the hermaphroditic porn
Daniel "I Got Raped The Week I Was In Prison (too)" Kiehnhoff