Posted by Darth Dobbin at 208-58-249-236.s236.tnt1.nwhv.ct.dialup.rcn.com on August 11, 2000 at 01:46:05:
In Reply to: Jason Lee Superstar posted by ClerkyBoy3 on August 10, 2000 at 13:47:53:
If MALLRATS were released today,
it would have swept the whole nation,
TO THE TUNE OF JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR
Every time I watch you, I just can't understand,
How it is your fame and acclaim do not super-expand...
You should be bigger than Ben Stiller can,
Why aren't you on every mag cover in the land?
If MALLRATS were released today,
it would sweep the whole nation;
Miramax in the 90s had crappy marketing communication-
What about Banky,now; Was he really gay?
What did you think of the drone named Spone and his film about a PA?
ALL I WANNA KNOW
ALL I WANNA KNOW
AAAAAAALL I WANNA KNOW IS
Jason LEE! Superstar!
Will you be Fletch like you supposed to are?
JASON Lee! SUPERstar!
Watched your wife kiss JLA at the bar!
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That's it. I'm going to sleep.