Re: What's wrong with you people?

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: Thank you! I don't know why everyone is praising this! It sucks! It makes no sense and I am now dumber since I read it! : : : : Interesting to say the least, yet Kev has stated it won't really be a direct sequel, and it will have a plot of its own. But I think your idea would make one hell of a cool movie. : : No, it almost certainly would not. Was this intended ironically? : : : : I have this kick ass idea for Clerks 2 (or whatever the title is) on how to take the askewniverse out of the films (and hopefully into the comics and TV). In the movie shannon has broken out of jail... : : Ok, that's interesting. : : : : ... and goes on a killing spree searching for brodie. : : What the fuck? : : : : Eventully he gets to leonardo and gets a job at QS. : : Why? And how would that work in that inbred little group that no one would recognize him? : : : : Now at the end brodie comes in and shannon pulls out a gun and fires. : : Huh?! And that doesn't suck because? : : : : Jay and Silent Bob take the bullet(s) and die. : : Oh, yeah, that's freakin' brilliant. I can't imagine that Kevin Smith could come up with a better sign off to his signature characters than that. : : : : They're souls... : : They are souls? : : : : ... are sent to the pearly gates (where bartlybe and loki are sitting outside of) and speak with metatron. : : Oh, my goodness! The infinite raging suckiness has been upped to somehow gotten even increased. It's amazing. : : : : They have a choice they can either go into heaven because they saved brodies life or they can return to earth and become mortal again. : : What the fuck? : : : : After much conversation they decide to go into heaven and open up their "buisness". : : How? And how does this not suck? On what level is this not the single worst J&SB story ever suggested on this board? Is this really intended seriously and I missed the joke markings? : : : : Later (in a comic) they are kicked out of heaven for unruly conduct (guess) and they wake up in a morgue. Mischieff ensues! : : Oh, no! Not ensuing mischieff! How goddamn wacky! : : : : Just wondering if this could maybe get into the movie and start up a new J&SB comic series so as not to get rid of them. On the other hand the shannon and brodie thing migh contradict your policy on a non-ultimate jersey flick. Maybe i'm just writing this cuz i'm sad to see the good people of the viewaskewniverse leave. I truly hope that you can continue the jersey askewniverse outside of your films kev. : : Well, we're all fans and I can safely say that we're all hoping and praying that he uses your idea, so that it can go out on such an incredibly bad note that we all won't miss it as much. : : Too bad he already wrote the screenplay. We may be screwed and have to watch something good.

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