Posted by B. Buster at champlain.tpp.com on August 11, 2000 at 16:59:19:
In Reply to: Pending Legal Action posted by PHlooG on August 11, 2000 at 09:28:50:
: : I should have known that it had an anal twist.
: We would like to again ask that you be a bit more careful with your use of copyrighted and trademarked materials, Mr. Buster.
: Anal Twist is in fact a registered trademark of the Dairy Queen (TM) corporation, representing a product that will soon be released in a national campaign.
: Designed as the first snack colonic irrigation to be produced by a national chain, the Anal Twist and its associated campaign has required a major investment of time and capital from our company. We must therefore ask that you cease and desist from using this protected terminology.
: We appreciated your prompt transition from 'Ball Buster' to your new on-line pseudonym of 'B. Buster', in response to our notification that this was an infringement on our company's copyrighted 'Ball Buster Parfait'. We would expect similar quick response to this latest request.
: Sincerely,
: Trent PHlooG
: Attorney for Dairy Queen and inventor of the Dick Whip
I'd be hearing from Chubby Checker's lawyers. Wasn't "The Anal Twist" the b-side to "The Twist." (Get it?! The B side?!)
"C'mon let's anal twist again like we did last summer/If it begins to itch again it could be a bummer"
Who am I kidding? You people probably never even heard of Chubby Checker.
b. buster