Posted by DJ Andeee at dialup-209.246.76.142.newyork2.level3.net on August 11, 2000 at 22:18:53:
I'm making a movie where jay goes apeshit and turns into a duck and then he goes duckshit and turns into an ape, then kangaroo shit and turns into a piece of cheddar cheese. The cheese stands alone. Jay stands alone. Cheese that smokes nails cigarettes and talks about bitches and money. Then he turns into one of those new 5 dollar bills with the big heads, but instead of lincolns big head, it will have jays big head. It will still be worth 5 dollars but it will walk and talk and slang drugs. Silent bob can pull it out of his wallet and let jay out for some air but if he spends it by accident he loses jay forever. No wait he does spend it by accident and loses jay.....and the whole movie is about him trying to get him back. I won't spoil the end for you, but Silent bob finds the guy who has jay-the-5-dollar-bill hostage in his wallet and has to give in 10 real dollars to get jay the 5 dollar bill back. Silent Bob meets up with Arsenio Hall The Magic Bill Transformer at the end and turns jay back into a piece of cheese only if they both promise to use 1-800-collect....or is it call att? I'll be damned if I do any research for this fucked up movie. The moral of the story is, your movie ideas suck, stick to asking questions. I love you all.