Posted by Reek at dialup-209.244.110.185.seattle1.level3.net on August 17, 2000 at 00:31:44:
In Reply to: If it helps any, Bob... posted by Chiusano on August 16, 2000 at 23:04:15:
: : But please - never, never, NEVER say "...people I know think I am very
: : funny in person." There is nothing worse than a poor soul who doesn't
: : understand the differences between being a gifted comic and simply having
: : kind friends.
: ...I'm not funny either, on this board or off. I'm quite sad. Pitiful is more the word. I experience no joy in life and I bring no joy into the lives of those whom I come into contact with, even in cyberspace. My entire existence is a vortex in which no jubilation can enter and no misery can escape. Even if it was only to one person, take pride in the fact that you've brought more joy with your little short than I ever will in my entire life.
: Actually, I'm just trying to drum up some quick sympathy to get the focus off Bob and onto myself. I'm older than Bob and I believe that I deserve the red-letter spotlight. Going for the heartstrings was a cheap move, I admit, but you must do what you must. NOTICE ME, LOOK AT ME, LOVE ME.
: Chiusano