Posted by Shickboom98 at nwhn-sh14-port166.snet.net on August 17, 2000 at 03:00:22:
Dear Kevin,
My name is Andrew Morgan. I am a young smack
addict from South CentralConnecticut and I was wondering
if you can score me some good shit from Jersey. . .
now that I have your attention, hopefully, I would
like to seriously explain why I would be worthy of
your time.
I was to understand that one of the most influential
film heroes in my life would be gracing the Lincoln
Center in NYC for some reason that I do not know.
Naturally, this made me giggle like a school girl
and tear like "a little bitch with a skinned knee
and shit." Anyway, I wanted to go, but I was not
alerted to your appearance until it was tragically
too late. On top of all this, I am a host of a local
cable access show entitled THE REEL WORLD shown in
the New Haven area. We have a small cult following
and would like to expand and impress our audience
with a possible interview with you. Of course, I
would come to you with my new JVC VHS-C Video Camera
with digital fades (sweet). I hope to hear from you
soon. Thanks, Kevin.
-ANDREW