Posted by Isis at d4190.dialup.cornell.edu on August 15, 2000 at 18:52:16:
In Reply to: Happy Birthday to Affleck... posted by thx3188 on August 15, 2000 at 14:39:29:
...so first of all, let me say many blessings to Miss Child.
And secondly, there's no way Flecky's only 28. Come on Benny, 'fess up. Couple of years back you got a "big city" agent who told you to tell everyone you were 16 years old and you've just been riding that one out ever since.
If not, damn, that's one distinguished looking motherfucker. Taking over Harrison Ford's territory and shit. Y'all betta recognize. This ain't Clint Eastwood's neighborhood no more. Sean Connery is out the door, all those Bond boys are past prime. Sylvester Stallone don't live here. This ain't Marlon Brando's house. There's a new man in town...whose house? Ben's house! Say what, say what?
Merry anniversary of your birth, Old Man Affleck, not that you're going to crawl out from under the celebratory rock (the celebratory rock cocaine, that is) in any time to witness it.
-- Isis
P.S. Fair warning to the innocent ViewAskew bystanders...personally, I would never venture near affleck.com on the man's birthday without a bullwhip in one hand and a fistful of 'NSYNC memorabilia in the other with which to distract the rabid-libidoed, pre-pubescent mobs wailing "Happy Birthdaaaayyyy BEEEEENNN! Wow we are only 15 years apart in age that means in another ten years we can get MARRRRRIIIEED! WHHHEEEEE!" and seeking to rip to shreds in Bacchae-like fashion anything that does not wear a goatee, suck in its cheeks at the camera, or recite monologues involving animal crackers. There, now you've been warned.