***Nice way of getting attention. Really.***

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: : Would you sleep with hermaphrodite midget siamese twin with five eyes that smelled like rotting cabbage for a porn movie? : : 1) Only if the price they were offering me was right. : What's your favorite type of sandwich? : : 2) Spam and peanut butter. : Why did you wash all the dogs on my grandpa's puppy farm with Nair? : : 3) Because I hate palmeranians. [Nice spelling there, by the way] : If the previously mentioned midgets could look like anyone in the world, who would you want them to look like? : : 4) Walt Falnagan. [And the spelling gets better] : How old are the leftovers in your refrigerator? : : 5) I'd say anywhere between eleven to twelve years. : Why did you get that lame tattoo on your penis? : : 6) That's what the original title of CHASING AMY was. : Who did you sleep with the last time you drank tequila? : : 7) Three hookers and the pope. And maybe some Teletubbies. But not the purple one. : What's the more erotic song you can think of? : : 8) The theme to "Growing Pains." : Would you lick a camels clittoris? : : 9) Only if Ben Affleck asked me to. : How many inches long are your front teeth? : : 10) Three inches give or take.

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