Posted by DidntICUonCNN at gw1.mcgraw-hill.com on August 25, 2000 at 18:03:38:
In Reply to: Jesus Christ, if this doesn't get deleted.... posted by Kelley on August 25, 2000 at 17:35:02:
: Why don't you do what Randal suggests and go in a corner and try to "suck" your own dick (so all the "sucking" this summer won't be for naught) and come back when you can post intelligently?
You know what I love about this post? It implies that if he goes off to some corner and tries to orally pleasure himself, he'll then be able to come back and post more inteligently, like it's some sort of Zen teaching tool that, once attained, will allow him both gratification and enlightenment.
I understand that right before the Shoalin Monks entered the dreaded "Corridor of Wooden Men," they had to spend weeks of training in corners, trying to get themselves off. Oh to have been Chinese in the 17th Century...